Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Okay, one more dream
For reasons unknown, I was living with Sigourney Weaver in an enormous and poorly lit brownstone. She gave me a ladder of Xanax and almost had sex with me. It's not as simple as all that, though. She was angry most of the time, and--I suspected--a little disappointed in me. One of her interns brought up my father and I kinda lost it. Don't know why. Anyway, Sigourney kinda took pity on me after that and that's when the Xanax appeared. That's when I whipped it out. That's when we almost had sex. That's when I woke up.
Mom and Dad would be proud...
... if I were anyone else. I made a new friend the other day; his name is Jimmy the Weasel. He's much prouder of his nickname than you'd suspect, and certainly more so than I am of knowing someone named Jimmy the Weasel. My friend Bowman introduced me to a guy named Cowboy and I was stoked to have a friend I could call "Cowboy". I also have a pal called "Crow"--I thought that was also pretty cool. When I first moved to Hollywood, I found myself drinking with a guy tattoo'd with "Mr. Motherfucker" across his forearm. Again, I thought that was pretty cool.
Now, here I am, me and the Weasel. No more Cowboy and Crow; Mr. Motherfucker might've OD'd a while back... I'm not sure. Sometimes you measure yourself by the company you keep, and sometimes you really, really shouldn't.
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