The Easter Bunny

I had a dream that my entire apartment was covered in Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch and they cut up my feet as I squashed them into the hardwood floor en route to the bathroom.  They scared the shit out of me.  It was dark--in my dream, I mean--that's why I didn't know the floor was covered in Cap'n Crunches... that's why I got scared.