I Calls It The Jelly Ass

Have you ever wiped your ass with a tissue into which you've just blown your nose?  It's usually out of necessity (ie., running out of toilet paper...etc.) and mostly happens when you've underestimated the amount of snot in the tissue before dunking it in your shitbox.  What I'm trying to say is that I'd never intentionally give myself the Jelly Ass.  There's some situations where it accidentally happens is all I'm saying.